President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...