Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...