Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...