No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...