How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...