If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...