Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...