Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...