Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...