Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...