Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...