A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...