The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...