I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?