Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...