Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...