Answering machine
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If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...