Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...