The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Animals Q & A
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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...