Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...