Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...