Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...