Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...