Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...