Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!