Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...