Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...