You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...