Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...