Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...