Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...