Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...