Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...