The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...