What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
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When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
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I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Miami mice!
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The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
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