You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!