New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...