Young man
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The Man’s Point System!
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The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
When you know you must really be drunk
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Dilbert\’s
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A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...