Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....