Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...