Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
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A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Play as James Bond
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1