How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...