Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...