Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...