Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...