‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...