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Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
He was un hoppy!
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Disorder in the Court!
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
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Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.