Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...