Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...