What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...